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5/3 Rocker Boy?

May 8, 2006 03:47 PM

We here at NBS thought the only piercings allowed at 5/3 were of the lapel pin variety.  But from craigslist's missed connections cincinnati, we have this anonymous message from one 5/3 employee to another...

ever since you wandered into my peripheral vision about a year ago, i've been completely in lust with everything about you; your scruffy black hair, goatee, chain wallet, even down to your standard issue white t-shirts that you're wearing every single time i see you. i'm especially head-over-f**king-heels about the fact that i saw you at the henry rollins show last year.

for some reason unbeknownst to me, i am lacking in the ability to say more than "good morning" to you at work...not a problem that i typically encounter, so i admit that you have me stumped. i'd like to try to figure this out. and for the record, i would also like to be on a close, personal basis with every one of your tattoos and have my own personal list of the gauges of your piercings.

Holy Bankers Club!  So much more interesting than the takeover rumors!