And now, some lovely news from the UC campus...
May 11, 2006 08:43 AM
700 WLW Reports: "Police are looking for a man who masturbated inside a woman's shoes after she dozed off in the school library."
Even if you had them off, wouldn't you wake up if some guy got close enough to whack off in your shoes?
Fox 19 can't resist offering up the unpleasant details of just how this crime was discovered: "The victim said that she took her shoes off to relax but when she put them back on she found the substance inside."