Reds lose to Pirates (!) 9-3
May 16, 2006 10:09 PM
If we had readers, this could turn into quite the debate. But the question is as worthy as the old "if a tree fell in the forest" trope. This question should be asked, even if there is no one around to answer it. And the question is this:
Is Ken Griffey, Jr. just completely bad luck?
Because man, I think he is all over this team like that cursed tiki that the Brady Bunch found in the cave on their trip to Hawaii. If Adam Dunn hits his head in a dangerous surfboarding accident and
Alice Javier Valentin gets hopelessly lost, it is time to return the tiki to the cave, boys. RETURN THE TIKI TO THE CAVE.
That's all I'm saying.