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The Truth about Cats and Dogs

May 23, 2006 03:49 PM

Okay, people, calm yourselves.  NBS does have a day job, you know.  Free me from it, please!  A caged bird has got to sing!

Ahem.  Sorry about that.  It's been a long day.  And while we haven't had time post our endorsement, we have had the chance to check over at Wonkette to see how the voting's going.  Jean's winning by a 2-1 margin. 

We have to say, although we think Jean is cat-tastic, we are concerned voters are straying too far from the concept of a catfight.  Cats are felines, people.  They move subtlely.  Sleekly.  And then they strike.  When NBS thinks of cats, he thinks of Milton's description of the Godess fair and free in "L'Allegro": "bucksom, blith and debonaire."

And Jean?  Well, she's just more of a dog person.

Dogs don't like cats.