The Truth about Cats and Dogs

May 23, 2006 03:49 PM

Okay, people, calm yourselves. NBS does have a day job, you know. Free me from it, please! A caged bird has got to sing!

Ahem. Sorry about that. It's been a long day. And while we haven't had time post our endorsement, we have had the chance to check over at Wonkette to see how the voting's going. Jean's winning by a 2-1 margin.

We have to say, although we think Jean is cat-tastic, we are concerned voters are straying too far from the concept of a catfight. Cats are felines, people. They move subtlely. Sleekly. And then they strike. When NBS thinks of cats, he thinks of Milton's description of the Godess fair and free in "L'Allegro": "bucksom, blith and debonaire."

And Jean? Well, she's just more of a dog person.

Dogs don't like cats.