What, no victory speech?

May 24, 2006 05:21 PM

At 11:18 this morning, we attempted to contact Jean's reps to see if any public comments would be forthcoming. We wrote:

Howdy Schmidt Campaign,
We write the blog, Nasty, Brutish & Short. We have been providing extensive coverage of Jean and Wonkette's Congressional Catfight. We were wondering, does Jean have a comment on her impending victory?
Very truly yours,
NBS
PS: We totally plan on having lots of fun with Vicky Wulsin, too! So don't hate us, Jean!

Well gosh darn it, we didn't hear anything back. So at 1:37 p.m., we wrote again:

Victory is now in hand. Just a little comment? Pretty please with sugar on top?

It is now 6:15. Still nuthin'. We said with sugar on top! Come on, Jean! It was all in good fun!

You know our email address. Please throw us a bone. Or a mouse, or some left over catnip, or whatever. We are local media, we should get the goods first.