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Dear Jennifer R...

July 12, 2006 11:42 PM

Dear Jennifer R., Meraux, Louisiana,

We were so excited when we read "Tales from the Scales" on the back of our Lean Pockets box.  Your story of triumph via a diet of Lean Pockets is a source of inspiration.  We especially appreciate this little morsel--no, not a morsel of the all new low fat Four Cheese Pizza lean pocket (delicious as they are)--but this morsel of advice:

Losing weight has made a lot of things easier--like tying my shoes.

Thanks Jennifer R.!  Those are words to live by!  We can't believe you lost 160 pounds, like the box says!  Apparently, neither can the Lean Pockets people, since they added a footnote to your letter that says "results are not typical.  Your loss if any will vary."  But what the hell do they know?  We can't believe they "do not endorse the diet Jennifer created" as the teeny-tiny font says.  After all, they put your letter in much bigger letters, and it is accompanied by before AND after pictures!  You look great!  So, we put our trust in you.  And a diet of Lean Pockets!

PS: Chicken Fajita is our favorite flavor too!  YUM!

Comments

That is the sweetest letter I ever heard about my cousen Jennifer Short

Stephanie   ·  January 16, 2007 01:23 PM