"Not everybody does it but everybody should..."
July 24, 2006 04:12 PM
...NOT be doing it in the woods with this guy!!!
George Michael has been photographed in the U.K. having a private moment in the woods with the man pictured above. [For those of you who may not know, George Michael is a former pop star. Well, he probably does not use "former" as a modifier, but nonetheless, former is what he is.] The News of the World has all the seedy scoop. The lowpoints:
Meanwhile his new buddy Kirtland crept from the undergrowth looking sheepish and rushed to his Ford Transit van. As he opened the door a grubby, stained mattress was clearly visible in the back.
We later tracked him to his home 60 miles away—a squalid flat in Brighton, East Sussex.
Looking gross and dishevelled, Kirtland answered the door naked — pulling on grimy shorts as he invited us in....
Kirtland's dingy place just off Brighton seafront, was littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry. His only companion is a 20-year-old cat.
Disturbing. A stained mattress in the back of the van? Answering the door dirty and naked? And he likes cats?
None of that is as disturbing as this part, though:
Kirtland's confession then took a bizarre twist as he bragged: "There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing.
"Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond.