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IKEA Coming to the 'Nati

August 14, 2006 10:18 PM

We just heard Local 12 Reporter Joelle Girone describe the new IKEA store that is headed our way.  She says it is a shopping "mecca" and it will take "nearly a day for shoppers to go through it."

Nearly a day to go through it?  Can you imagine spending an entire day shopping?  At an IKEA store? 

NBS would like to officially apologize to Enquirer Reporter Kimball Perry, who we made such fun of, for his incredibly ridiculous descrition of what it is like to go through hell.

Hell has now been described--unwittingly, at least--by Joelle Girone.

Comments

Well, I can tell you this much from experience -- Ikea is the Swedish word for crap. In some dialects, it's really, really cheap crap.

Lucy Liberal   ·  August 15, 2006 04:12 PM

I, for one, am happy to see IKEA coming to the Cincinnati area. After all, it is this "cheap crap" (a term used by Lucy Liberal) that those of us living on smaller salaries can afford.

English teacher   ·  August 15, 2006 05:12 PM

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