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Now Nate Noy is Claiming Jean's "Evil Twin" Actually Won Some of the Marathons

August 17, 2006 09:09 AM

At the nexus of funny and pathetic, we have write-in candidate Nate Noy.  You may recall, we wrote about him yesterday.  He's the guy who filed elections commission complaints against Jean Schmidt, claiming she's fluffed her marathon running resume.

Well, he's got Jean pretending to play defense, but really playing offense.  Because now she has the opportunity to email photos of her medals around to reporters, with the hopes they'll run some of the pictures.  And the Enquirer Politics blog has helpfully obliged (not that we blame them, this whole "scandal" is hysterical).

But the best part, by far, are the comments Nate Noy is leaving on the Enquirer Politics blog.  At least we think they're from Nate.  It's hard to distinguish the nuts from the crazies in Enquirer's comments section.  But anyway, Mr. Noy sez:

Any photography experts in the crowd? Notice how the shadow is not broken by Jean? And where is Jean’s partial shadow? Should we not see that in the picture? Is she a specter? This is a photoshop special folks, and I have the proof which I’ll present to the OEC on August 24.

Too funny.  First it was faked marathon results.  Now it's faked photos.  And "Is she a specter?"  Our favorite, though, is this comment, in which he suggests some of the medals actually belong to Jean's evil twin:

For the record:

(1) Medals do not prove anything folks. Anyone can buy a medal from someone; it’s official race results that count and you will not find Jean in every Boston Marathon she claimed to have run (check for yourself). Plus Bennett told the Pike County paper on 8/11 that Jean had completed “7” Boston Marathons, and now it is “10.” How many of those medals belong to her sister?
(2) Jean claimed a “2nd Place Female Overall” in 2002. Check those results while you are at it, she’s not in them.
(3) The WHOLE STORY will come out after August 24th, so stay tuned.
(4) I filed two more complaints today that were received by the OEC. These will not be quite as funny to anyone; including proof that Bennett and Jean lied to the OEC and the media back in April.

Nate

We totally can't wait until August 24.  When the WHOLE STORY comes out.

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