Today In: Dean of Cincinnati or Nigerian Banking Scam?

August 16, 2006 02:52 PM

Dean of Cincinnati or Nigerian Banking Scam?

According to my source, this Friday marks a secret event when government dollars will be distributed to various projects—but the public and press have been excluded from the event.

Dean of Cincinnati or Nigerian Banking Scam?

I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor.

Comments

I don't get it?? If you are trying to take a swipe at the Dean for outing corrupt republicans you need to do a better job of it.

Anonymous · August 16, 2006 06:50 PM

You don't get it either, I guess.

English teacher · August 16, 2006 08:31 PM

This post wasn't funny, smart or cleaver.

Outing corrupt repugs is funny, smart cleaver AND timely. And since the Fishwrap won't do it somebody has to.

Jack The Lad · August 16, 2006 11:50 PM