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The Worst Campaign Websites of the Silly Season...

October 27, 2006 02:29 PM

... have been announced.  Thank God no one local has done anything embarrassing, for once.

Like Indiana Republican Dan Burton has.  Check it:

Yes, he's photoshopped his own head onto the body of Indiana Jones.  And rechristened the movie "The Adventures of Indiana Dan In the City of Lost Liberals."  But he looks like Mark Foley at a leather bar.  Not a good look for this season, Dan.

But there's one campaign we want to work, even more than Congressman Burton's swooshbuckling re-election attempt.  And that's for Kay Granger.  She's a woman with a plan.  She knows what's right about America.

And, she shares our priorities: 

Woooo, hooooo!  We have never tried beer margaritas before!  One part tequila, one part beer and one part limeade.  Yummy!  It's 5:00 somewhere, and that somewhere must be TX-12.  Party on, Granger campaign!

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