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Buttocks Painting Teacher in Trouble in Virginia...

December 14, 2006 09:52 AM

...no, he doesn't paint pictures of buttocks, he uses his buttocks to paint pictures!

From the Richmond Times-Dispatch:

Monacan High School art teacher Stephen Murmer was placed on paid administrative leave recently after school administrators learned of an online video in which he's demonstrating how he paints with his buttocks....

His paintings, typically depicting flowers and butterflies, are priced from $480 to $900.

Yes, the school board has recently discovered that the art teacher is "moonlighting."  And they aren't happy.  They have to launch an investigation!  They have to think of the children!

But rest assured, folks.  The ACLU is coming to the teacher's rescue:

"Schools need to respect the rights of teachers to have private lives," [Kent] Willis, [Executive Director of the ACLU of Virginia] said, as long as what they do doesn't disrupt their abilities to be a teacher.

Where would the buttocks painters be without the ACLU? 

HT:  Above the Law

Comments

You forgot to mention that included in price is a nasty bunch of E. Coli.

English teacher   ·  December 14, 2006 10:33 AM