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Remember John Edwards and his "Two Americas" Campaign Theme?

January 30, 2007 01:46 PM

You may recall that the theme went something like this:

Today, under George W. Bush, there are two Americas, not one: One America that does the work, another that reaps the reward. One America that pays the taxes, another America that gets the tax breaks. One America - middle-class America - whose needs Washington has long forgotten, another America - narrow-interest America - whose every wish is Washington's command. One America that is struggling to get by, another America that can buy anything it wants, even a Congress and a president.

Well, John Edwards is building a new house, with his hard-earned plaintiff's bar cash.  And it looks like he's buying everything he wants.  From the Carolina Journal Online:

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 RALEIGH — Presidential candidate John Edwards and his family recently moved into what county tax officials say is the most valuable home in Orange County. The house, which includes a recreational building attached to the main living quarters, also is probably the largest in the county....

Knight approved the building plans that showed the Edwards home totaling 28,200 square feet of connected space. The main house is 10,400 square feet and has two garages. The recreation building, a red, barn-like building containing 15,600 square feet, is connected to the house by a closed-in and roofed structure of varying widths and elevations that totals 2,200 square feet....

The recreation building contains a basketball court, a squash court, two stages, a bedroom, kitchen, bathrooms, swimming pool, a four-story tower, and a room designated “John’s Lounge."


Two stages? What do you do with 2 stages? One for his ego and ...?

Lance Leitzel   ·  January 30, 2007 08:58 PM

Maybe one stage is for hair, and the other for make-up? Who knows? Or, maybe the four-story tower is for the hair, a la Rapunzel? John Edwards is known for his hair. It's his primary presidential qualification

But, I'm more concerned about what he does with the "room designated 'John's Lounge.'" Is that just to make Bill Clinton jealous?

NBS   ·  January 30, 2007 10:25 PM

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