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In a new twist on the grandmotherly admonition about always wearing clean underwear in case you're in a car accident...

February 6, 2007 10:49 PM

...we have the case of Lisa Nowak, the NASA astronaut who set off on a 900 mile love triangle kidnapping crime spree with a wig, a trench coat, a pepper spray package, a BB-gun cartridge, a new steel mallet, a knife, rubber tubing and large garbage bags.  And to fortify her for the journey... adult diapers to avoid bathroom breaks.

Lisa, Lisa.  Never be caught in adult diapers when you're on a kidnapping, pepper-spraying crime spree to take out your romantic rival!  It reflects very poorly on your upbringing.

BTW:  We also love that she gave a typical NASA puff-piece astronaut interview in September to, of all publications, Ladies' Home Journal.