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The wheels on the bus go round and round

February 8, 2007 05:28 PM

Once upon a time, there were two little boys who rode the school bus together.  One little boy was nice, adorable, humble and meek.  The other little boy was not.  One day on the school bus, the other little boy grabbed the nice little boy's sister and twisted her nose ALL THE WAY AROUND.

The authorities did nothing.

The nice little boy studied Church History, Shakespeare and the architecture of the English Renaissance at Oxford.  The other little boy fled to Cambridge to avoid a 2004 trial, before being extradicted back to the United States.

The nice little boy grew up to be a successful attorney and charming (though under-appreciated) blogger.  The other little boy grew up to be convicted of "three counts of rape, three counts of kidnapping and one count of sexual battery."

MORAL OF STORY: Heed the prophetic voice of the nice little boy.

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