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May 31, 2007 01:13 PM

If you're going to have a wedding website--a pretty dangerously tacky idea to begin with--do not say things like this:

Marisa Stones, manager at a financial-services company in Bermuda, used her wedding blog to keep friends and family members up to date on her engagement ring: "The ring has a three-stone setting. The middle stone is a princess-cut diamond, .74 carats, clarity of VS1, and color E," wrote Mrs. Stones. "The side stones are amazing sapphires that weigh about half a carat altogether."

What a completely inappropriate thing to say to anyone, much less broadcast on the web!

How about this pair?

Chris and Anna Saccheri chose to tie the knot at a chapel in Las Vegas largely because the place offered streaming video. On April 15, at 4 p.m. Pacific time, friends and family could tune in on, where they got to see the couple drive down the aisle in a pink Cadillac, get serenaded by an Elvis impersonator wearing gold lamé, and see a dozen guests in a conga line.

They picked the location of their wedding because it offered streaming video???  Can you imagine?

It's been just under a year since The Big NBS Wedding.  Several people urged us to do a website.  I am really glad we didn't.  Not that we would have ever been so crass.  But still!


Ahem. A year you say? How could it be that I have yet to see even one single photo of said event? Hmph.

Jordana   ·  May 31, 2007 05:44 PM

Follow the link Jordana, I have a picture up!

NBS   ·  May 31, 2007 09:03 PM

I've seen that photo before. As someone who knows what you actually looks like and remembers when you lost a tuxedo jacket at the Delt House, I think I deserve to see a real photograph.

Jordana   ·  June 1, 2007 01:58 PM

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