The Times of London Profiles Dennis Kucinich's Hippie Freak of a Wife
May 21, 2007 03:28 PM
She is 29 and he is 60, by the way. Third marriage for him, first for her. Check out their hot hippie freak rush to the altar:
Kucinich met her husband-to-be two years ago when she visited his office in the House of Representatives with her boss as a volunteer worker for the American Monetary Institute, an offbeat group dedicated to reforming the “unjust monetary system”.
Offbeat indeed! From their website, one learns that "the actual history of government control over money shows a far superior record to private control." In other words, socialize everything!
So she's pretty much perfect for Dennis, and he recognized this, too.
It was love at first sight for both of them. Immediately after their meeting, Dennis Kucinich phoned a friend and said: “I’ve met her [my future wife].”
He was mesmerised to receive a business e-mail from Harper with her usual signature line from Kama Sutra, one of her favourite films: “Knowing love, I shall allow all things to come and go, to be as supple as the wind and take everything that comes with great courage. My heart is as open as the sky.”
That's how she signs a business email?. Wonder how Dennis signs his? But anyway:
He proposed at their second meeting in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and they married three months later. The Hollywood actress Shirley MacLaine attended their wedding.
Proposal on a second date? Tacky and foolish. Married three months later? Tacky and foolish. Shirley MacLaine at the wedding? Tacky, foolish and totally unsurprising.
On his presidential prospects, the new missuz says:
“Can you imagine what it would be like to have real love in the White House and a true union between the masculine and the feminine?”
Ooooo, sounds like sequel to The DaVinci Code. Like those characters, she is well-traveled:
It was in India that she encountered somebody with a tongue stud and later had her own implanted — a bar with two delicate balls on either side.
Flash ahead to the "Decline and Fall of the American Empire" history books of tomorrow: With a flick of the tongue, she said to the Foreign Minister "I can prowmiss you don't have to worry about American intervention in your war of agression. I have Dennis's foreign pwolicy firmly in cheek."
After all, she's even opposed to aggressive responses to 9-11:
At Kent she unexpectedly signed up for a master’s degree in conflict resolution after meeting the course lecturer in a pub. She knew she had chosen the right subject when her final exam took place on September 11, 2001.
“The rest of the world was sending out its love to America but US officials just wanted to kick out. I remember thinking then I’d love to come to America and help them to reconcile with the rest of the world,” she said.
Perhaps she's just part of some secret Democratic plan to make us all less scared about Hillary?
On her MySpace website she ... says her heroes are “my beautiful husband and anyone else who embraces peace”. She describes Dennis as a “very philosophical, deep thinking person” rather than a new age type, but he is a vegan, unlike her — she still cannot resist occasional dairy products.
Which is why she is now 7 feet tall. -------------->
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