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All in the Family

June 4, 2007 04:04 PM

Captain Yips explains the Episcopal Church's role in the Anglican Communion:

TEC is the Anglican Communion’s crazy Aunt Melinda, the aging hippy who comes to family reunions in a floaty tie-dyed mumu, carrying an immense, daisy-appliqued straw handbag.  In that bag she has a ziploc of grass and a S & W Model 10 (“for when the pigs come for me”), asks everyone if they want a toke, and then talks loudly about her sex life in explicit detail.  Melinda, though, is rich with money left by generations, and money has bought her tolerance - up to a point.  Recently, some members of the family have wondered if she’s past it, have begun refusing to come to parties and events if she shows up, and some are even muttering that maybe Melinda needs a trustee. 

It's a pretty apt description.  If you want further evidence, go here (page 9), and read about the Episcopal Priest in the Diocese of Olympia who is also a practicing Muslim.

A little more than a year ago, the Rev. Dr. Ann Holmes Redding found herself at the doorway of a new world, Islam, and wasn’t quite sure how she got there. As she reflected on her journey, she realized Jesus was her guide. Now both a practicing Muslim and an Episcopal priest, Redding shares her thoughts on how the two faiths inform each other.

“The way I understand Jesus is compatible with Islam,” Redding explains, “and although there are Christians and Muslims who think I must convert from one to the other, the more I go down this path the more excited I am about both Christianity and Islam.”

Did we mention that Aunt Melinda is bi-polar, too?

Comments

She'll be really excited about Islam when she gets to the bit in the Qur'an about how true Muslims must kill her.

Jackie Danicki   ·  June 4, 2007 05:34 PM

I think she should also look into Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism,Shinto, et al. so she covers all her bases.

Ramahanakwanzmas   ·  June 4, 2007 10:22 PM

Us Catholics (despite our problems) would welcome you with open arms. Maybe you should join us. We seem (at this point) to be much more sane than the Episcopals in the US. This is, of course, subject to change.

Whiskey Tango   ·  June 5, 2007 11:37 AM

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