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This was not on the menu the last time I ate at the Cheesecake Factory

June 13, 2007 12:26 PM

From Craigslist:

Cheesecake Factory Fireworks- Allison, Andrea, Amy...?.. - m4w - 24

The way our eyes met outside of the restrooms was so electric, I just had to say something…and was so glad that I did! We laughed about love at first sight, but now I do believe it. The way we felt so comfortable with one another was wonderfully eerie. Thank you so much for the wonderful afternoon/evening- BBQ, Sopranos, and the mind blowing monkey sex… The problem is as you left my room this morning, I realized that we never exchanged numbers (and that you have stolen my favorite Sponge Bob Squarepants boxers- Bitch... oh, but I could never stay mad at you!). All that I do know is that your name begins with an ‘A’, you drive a Nissan Sentra, you speak sweetly- arousing butterflies in my stomach with a wonderful southern accent, and I think I love you.

  • Location: Cheesecake Factory- Kenwood
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Allison, Andrea, Amy... if you're reading this, someone is looking for you.  And their Sponge Bob Squarepants boxers.


Well, they are known for their generous portions.

Anonymous   ·  June 13, 2007 01:36 PM

It's Alexandra, you asshole.

Alexandra   ·  June 14, 2007 08:34 AM


Anonymous   ·  June 15, 2007 01:32 PM

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