I Love the British Press
July 5, 2007 09:59 AM
HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON
And they're right! Talk about a headline that draws the reader in. So here's what the article says, since I'm sure you're curious:
"You were expecting sixty-seven virgins?" he then yelled, whilst kicking him again. Actually no he didn't, but that would have been the only thing to make this story better.