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Evil, leg-breaking Steelers must be in bed by 11:00, and no drinky-poo

August 15, 2007 09:07 AM

The Smoking Gun has obtained the Pittsburgh Steelers' 2007 "Hotel Requirements."  Among the highlights:

No other hotel guests on the players' floor.

No alcohol in hotel rooms; mini-bars are NOT to be stocked.

No room service delivery of alcohol.

Hotel security is needed to assist with "bed check."

Players are not permitted phone calls after 11:00 p.m.

Hmmmm.  Why do they have to try so hard to prevent drinking, raping and pillaging?

Comments

How do they decide who has to share a room and who has to be alone (p15)?

curious   ·  August 15, 2007 09:11 PM

Sheesh...does Tomlin also tuck them in and read them a story?

"Once upon a time there was a Steeler named Keith Gary. Keith was as fierce as a lion. One day he tried to tear off Ken Anderson's head...."

Kevin LeMaster   ·  August 15, 2007 09:46 PM

Yeah, this is outrageous. Hummmmm, I wonder how the Bengalis do it?

Monitoring bracelets instead of hall monitors?

Maybe they are just afraid of the Bengalis breaking into their rooms to rape, pillage, and drink and drug, and they thought that leaking the fact that there were no drugs and alcohol in their rooms would dissuade the Bengalis from the Bengalis normal behavior.

Now WE know that won't work, but you have to give them credit for being nice citizens and trying to help the Bengalis find the straight and narrow.

Gerbeel Haamster   ·  August 15, 2007 10:19 PM

As ridiculous as these rules are, I do wonder whether the Bengals impose similar rules. Under the circumstances, it may not be a bad idea.

Nasty, Brutish and Short   ·  August 16, 2007 09:02 AM