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Breaking: Women Come in 12 Different Shapes

October 18, 2007 09:37 PM

Such as brick, goblet, cello, lollipop, and of course, the dreaded pear.  At the link, you can find what works best for each shape.  Yes, turn to NBS for news you can use.

Where's the article about what shapes men come in?  And better yet, the advice about what to do about it?  If you're short, I can tell you on good authority to get your pants cuffed at an inch and a quarter.  The look also works well if you're nasty and brutish. 

HT: Althouse