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Too much information, left on the printer tray
October 17, 2007 02:48 PM
It's an email from a paralegal to the receptionist, announcing that she's leaving early today to go to an urgent care center. She has a urinary tract infection, and her regular doctor can't see her until tomorrow!
Why would you email that to a colleague, and then leave a copy of it on the printer?
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A neologism needs to be invented for office knowledge gathered via printer-tray.
After all, it's a perfectly cromulent way to learn what's happening with your organization and the folks who work there.
My favorite was a male coworker whose female secretary was printing copious amounts of info about sexual harassment. Made for a lot of awkwardness.
"A neologism needs to be invented for office knowledge gathered via printer-tray.
After all, it's a perfectly cromulent way to learn what's happening with your organization and the folks who work there."
"neologism", "cromulent"-- Was this intended to be funny? If not you are terrible.
Brendan, not many people teach me words I don't know. Not many at all. Impressive!
'Neologism' is a word.
'Cromulent' isn't. It was invented by the writers of 'The Simpsons'. In one episode they are looking at a statue of Jedidiah Springfield, and underneath there's an inscription - "Hard work embiggens the spirit." Marge Simpson says "I don't think 'embiggens' is a word." To which someone replies, "Why, it's a perfectly cromulent word!"
So, to make the joke unfunny by explaining it, it's a reflexive joke about what makes for proper language. And, triple irony, 'cromulent' has actually entered the vernacular in the years since that episode aired.
Check Google and/or Wikipedia.
Jokes are a lot like frogs--they both can be dissected, but they tend to die during the process.

At least it didn't say something like "I have to leave early today to go to my gynecologist. I took that at home test and it looked like a plus sign, but I want to get the confirmation before you have to tell your wife."