November 2007 Archives
Idiots Delight: "Green" galas are now the rage
November 30, 2007 03:01 PM
From The New York Times' House and Garden section, check out the events planner who tried to make his topiaries himself, out of 6,000 pounds of recycled paper strips:
It was the language of excess — those topiaries recalled the gardens of Versailles — expressed in the material of frugality.
But then he discovered that he couldn't use them in the museum where the event was to be held, because the material wasn't flame retardant:
“So then we had to find the organic fire retardant guy,” he continued, “and for two and a half months we were dipping 6,000 pounds of paper in fire retardant and then trying to dry it out by spreading it on the floors of our warehouse.” As the date of the event loomed closer, Mr. Stark looked out upon the soggy landscape, realized he needed help, and bought three energy-hogging commercial dryers to finish the job.
Organic fire retardant for the organic retardeds. Incredible.
As were the hosts who planned this entertainment for the swells at a book party:
The décor was supplied by Gelitin, four male Viennese conceptual artists who wore high heels and buckets on their heads but no pants, and who spent the evening building a plywood structure over the bewildered guests’ heads. Anthony Roth Costanzo, a countertenor, sang a 16th-century melody called “Flow My Tears.” And then the Gelitin members, along with three Icelandic artists, also men, from a collective called Moms, took the buckets off their heads and urinated — with dead-eye accuracy, said Dodie Kazanjian, a Vogue editor and one of the events’ hosts — into one another’s pails.
Here's hoping ours is this easily--and affordably--entertained...
November 29, 2007 10:40 PM
Househunting with the NBSes
The listing agent says this one is "for the sophisticated taste." And here's the master bedroom:
Sort of screams "bin Laden wife," doesn't it? Here's the bath:
Fortunately, the family room is much more practical:
Mmmmmm. Cozy. It's MLS 1095328. Check it out, in all it's hideousness. It's in Glendale, of all places. Hardly the Glendale I know. I bet the neighbors hate them.
So flattered to have been asked, so bewildered about what to say
Oh Crap. I've been asked to participate in a literary roundtable and recommend a bunch of books for the Christmas season at a popular website read by a bunch of smart people. I feel kind of like the airhead celebrities they profile in Vanity Fair and ask, "What's on your nightstand?" And they come up with something like Elfriede Jelinek's Einar that their publicist googled and had them say when they filled out Vanity Fair's form and which we all know is total b.s.
Do I just come right one and say uhh... well... I haven't actually, you know, been reading a lot of what you might call "books" lately. What with the new job and the baby and, um, you know... all of that. Also I kind of maybe only have a two minute attention span anymore because of blogs. So.... I'm not really down with all the latest editions and, like, it's been a while since I've been in a bookstore except to get to the cafe at Joseph-Beth. You know, so maybe my contribution wouldn't be exactly what you're looking for, which is what people like National Review and New Criterion contributors are reading these days, because that's the kind of people who are contributing to this thing.
Do I just come right out and say that? Or should I just recommend Elfriede Jelinek's Einar? Suggestions, please!
More on Fred the Bore...
..from Mark Steyn:
Every time you see him in these TV debates he has the listless air of a bored grandparent at a dreary school play.
There really is nothing worse than school plays. I still haven't recovered from sitting through a horrible production of "Our Town" in 1991. I'll be peeved about that until the end of my days. I picture myself leaping up from my death bed, wailing "I could have accomplished so much, if I hadn't sat through that damned "Our Town"!"
Anyway, watching Fred is just like that.
UPDATE: I accidentally deleted several comments. I get several thousand spam ones a day, so sometimes accidents happen. Sorry!
So who did I think won?
Nobody, hand's down. Huckabee seems personable, but he's lost on the tax issues. You can just tell he has an improper understanding of the role government is supposed to play.
Ron Paul...right on the tax issues, but lost, lost, lost on foreign policy. Why does he play ball with the whackadoos? The only possible conclusion is that he's a wackadoo, too. I'm glad he's on the stage though.
McCain's right on foreign policy, but I just can't get over all the crappy ideas he's had in the past about domestic policy. Campaign finance. Immigration. And the way he continually implies that people who are opposed to illegal immigration are racist. And he doesn't believe in torturing terrorists. Ridiculous!
Rudy did well, but came across as petty. I think he was coached too much. The attack on Romney for having a "sanctuary mansion" was just silly. Toss the campaign worker who thought that would be a witty phrase.
As for Thompson? What can I say? He's still such a disappointment. Where's the passion? Where's the personality? It's just emptiness. He barely did one thing during the debate that was memorable. No wait. He didn't do ANYTHING during the debate that was memorable.
So who does that leave? In my mind, Romney who had the most well-rounded result. He flubbed a few questions, but overall, the presentation works for me, and so do the policies. He's personable, but firm. I call Romney the winner.
I'm still undecided, though.
UPDATE: I accidentally deleted several comments. I get several thousand spam ones a day, so sometimes accidents happen. Sorry!
Yes, NBS is liveblogging the CNN Youtube Debate!
November 28, 2007 08:56 PM
Out comes The Coop. He’s apparently the moderator.
The Chair of the Florida Republican Party is going to introduce people. Oh no, his eyes are set to close together.
No wait, it’s going to be the Governor of Florida who introduces the candidates. Charlie Crist. He’s absurdly tan. Melanoma city! Looks suspiciously like Anderson Cooper.
Photos. Boring. CNN’s talking heads are talking. More boring than the photos! Sub story of the night: Is CNN going to remotely pretend like they have their candidate on that stage? Or not even bother?
So while they’re doing that… what do I think of the premise of this? Asinine questions from the public? I think it could be fun, and let the candidates show some personality. Thank God we are past the days of having that boring PBS guy moderate the debates. Who cares about him! I want to see the snowman!
The first question: a gi-tar player from Washington. Okay, he’s too long on the riff.
Fred Thompson—wrinkly. Is that what the country needs right now? McCain pretends to be entertained. Awww they actually have the guitar player in the audience. He’s embarrassed. As he should be.
The first real question to Giuliani: sanctuary cities in NYC. He supported it! Giuliani says no, it wasn’t. We sent them back if they committed crimes. Oh wait, there were exceptions. The kids got to go to school, and they have emergency care. And they could report crimes. Whoop dee dee. He then talks about what he will do with illegals. Too many ideas, too little time to type.
Romney: Yes it was a sanctuary city! Mitt looks good. Hair looks a tad dark though. She didn’t get the mix right!
Back to the G man: Mitt has the worst record. He had a sanctuary mansion at his own home! Illegals in Mitts own home. Oh please, who cares. Good help is hard to come by.
Mitt: you know better than that. No illegals in my mansion! They were illegals hired by my contractors. I’m with Mitt on this one. That does not a sanctuary mansion make.
G: Holier than though attitude from Mitt! Again, an unfair attack.
Is anyone else running but Mitt and Rudy? The Coop says we’ve got to run. But Mitt and Rudy ARE the front runners, you know.
Next question: People want to come here LEGALLY. But the Senate wants amnesty. Will you veto any amnesty bill? Thompson says he will. Good for him. Totally with him on legal immigration, I know someone from Peru who would make a great citizen, and she’s about go home because her visa’s done. If she just flew to Mexico and walked in, she’d be fine.
Fred also wants us to know that Romney supported the Bush immigration bill. And then he goes after Rudy, too. We’ve all hired people and it’s been a bad decision.
Hey, what’s he saying, that Republicans have lots of house hold help? Where’s my household help? Roberto, martini. STAT!
McCain: we never proposed amnesty. That’s basically a lie. Boo! He says we need people to pick the cotton (in not so few words). We have learned the people want the borders enforced. Why did they have to learn that?
Immigrants are God’s children too, he says. Implies that people who oppose illegal immigration are racist. So double boo to McCain!
Next up: More on immigration. We can’t run our business without our guest workers. Oh what crap, questioners. Pay your employees more, and raise your prices. Why should you get labor on the cheap?
Tancredo: Says what I just said. But was nicer.
Hunter: He built the border fence in San Diego! But, not himself, it would appear. Crime went down 53%.Going to get Henry a frosty paws while these non-tier people are talking.
Huckabee: I never gave favors to illegals as Governor of Arkansas!
Is this whole debate about immigration? If Republicans want to win next fall, the debate will be then. People are hot about this.
Romney: Huckabee reminds me of a liberal in Massachusetts. Hits him on the taxpayer issue. Huckabee is weak on that. No favorable tax treatment for illegals.
Huckabee: I had to pay my own way through. I might have needed government support or I’d be picking lettuce. Boo hiss! He just lost me.
Romney: no tax funded benefits to illegal kids is better than what others get. That’s the issue.
Next question: For Ron Paul: your supporters are conspiracy freaks!
Ron Paul: Oh my God, he does talk about the Trilateral Commission. There is a move for a North American Union. It’s a conspiracy of ideas. Whack. Job. Millions of acres in imminent domain taken for a highway to Mexico! I’m with him on not liking the U.N. But I think the other candidates are too.
Next question: the economy. A co-ed wants to know about trillions spent on national debt. Oh please. This is not a concern of hers.
McCain: Republicans have forgotten about spending and greatly expanded government. He’s right about that. But what was he doing to stop it? He saved us $2 mill on a bogus deal. Big deal!
Romney: Every bill with pork must be vetoed. And there must be fundamental change. Go after the entitlements. So I like Romney at this point. But I’m not believing he’s going to veto every bill with pork in it.
Rudy: across the board cuts at every agency, like Reagan did. That sounds great! Bush should do this now. Yes he should!
Next question: limited government by reducing federal spending was what we used to believe. What programs would you cut?
Fred: lots of ‘em. But he doesn’t name a single one. Reform Social Security and Medicare need reform. But oh no, we’re not going to cut them. Re-index the way benefits are calculated. Not revolutionary enough. By far.
Ron Paul: Washington didn’t change me. He’s certainly right about that. Cut Department of Education, Energy, Homeland Defense and foreign aid. Amen.
Huckabee: Get rid of the IRS. He claims he’s serious about this. Revamp Homeland Security, it’s a mess.
Question for McCain: Eliminate the federal income tax for a retail sales tax? McCain says no. Look carefully at it. We need a commission, and do what we do with base closings. Oh great. That’s a wonderful way to de-politicize it. Also: Paul’s brand of isolationism is what caused WWII. Right about that. Also, the troops don’t like you, Ron.
Paul: Why do I get the most $ from active duty personnel? McCain doesn’t understand the difference between isolationism and non-intervention. I believe in non-intervention. I guess I don’t see much of a difference in that either.
Question: A no new tax pledge? Oh the question was from Grover Norquist. I met him during my Human Events days.
Everyone signs on to the pledge but Thompson and McCain. Paul has NEVER voted for a tax increase. Impressive.
Question from a rude guy eating corn. Why should we have farm subsidies? A question for Iowans! But I have to say, the Iowans are ridiculously greedy on this. No farm subsidies! Romney’s on the wrong side of this. He wants to win in Iowa. Boo. Rudy agrees. Boo, again.
Question for Rudy: he used expense accounts improperly as Mayor. True or not? Rudy: I had threats; I had nothing to do with the handling of security records.
All the campaigns have submitted videos. They better be good.
Tancredo’s is bad. He speaks poorly in his own video, with weird clips of Hillary.
Question: There is lead in our toys from China. And we adopted a baby from China! The kind of question I hate. The one where the questioner is totally self-absorbed.
Tancredo: we need a new trade arrangement with China.
Hunter: China is cheating on trade, to buy planes and missiles. Tells us to buy American. I hate that line of thought too. Make a competitive product and I’ll buy it.
Fred’s vid: attacks the others as not conservative. It’s a piss poor video, though.
Romney: I WAS WRONG ON ABORTION. I was WRONG. I changed my mind as Governor. The first time it came to my desk, I came down on the side of life. I am proud to be pro-life. Satisfies me.
Huckabee: I did too oppose taxes. I am a fiscal conservative.
Finally, a break!
And we’re back. Barely enough time to let Henry out and pour a glass of petite sirah.
I did miss some. They’re talking about guns. I would certainly hope they are all in agreement about this. If not, they’re toast.
Question, tell us about your gun collection? The Coop thinks the questioner is a freak.
Thompson: I have a lot of guns. Won’t tell us where, though. Witty, but sounds like a dodge
McCain, I know how to use one. I don’t own one. Weird. But, if I had been tortured, maybe I wouldn’t keep guns around either. Special dispensation on this for the previously tortured.
Booo. Romney doesn’t own guns either. It’s just McCain and Rudy who don’t
Next question: Black on black crime.
Romney: We need moms and dads. He’s right, there’s been a total collapse of the family structure in the African American community. Cites Bill Cosby. Civil rights issue of our time is the failure of inner city schools. Great point. Wish he’d followed up with school vouchers.
Rudy: Romney has a mixed record on crime. Rudy is on the attack. Rudy says he has a strong record on crime. True. He took NYC from a very dangerous city to a very safe city.
Romney gives him credit for that. Says I was not a mayor, I was a governor. Again, I agree with him on this. Crime is a local issue. Not a state issue, and certainly not a national way. Say no to a nationalized criminal code!
Question on abortion: What if it becomes illegal? Sweet cheeks, it’s not going to become illegal. It would be a states issue and the public would get to decide through the political process. You have nothing to fear. Paul understands this.
Thompson: Overturning Roe should be our No. 1 focus right now, and that pertains to judicial appointments. Amen. But I just don’t believe this would be his No. 1 priority.
Question: another question on Roe. He says what would you do if Roe is reversed, and Congress imposes a federal ban, would you sign?
Rudy says no, leave it to the states. He’s right.
Romney: Overturn Roe. I would be delighted to sign such a bill if it were the consensus. But we are not there as a country. Leave it to the states.
Question: the death penalty: what would Jesus do? A good question!
Huckabee: I’ve done it as Governor, the others haven’t. He took it very serious and sincerely, it seems. There is a place for the death penalty, he says.
He avoids the theological question about where Jesus would be on the death penalty.
Coop asks the question again.
Huckabee: Jesus was too smart for to ever run for public office. Good response. I wouldn’t answer that question either.
Question: Do you believe every word of the Bible. Specifically. Weird questioner. An attack on Romney’s Mormonism?
Rudy gives an intelligent, thoughtful response, and seems to have a sound theological understanding.
Romney: The Bible is the word of God. I believe in the world of God. I may interpret differently. He’s off his footing here.
Huckabee: It is the word of revelation to us from God himself. Quotes a few of the greatest hits. Let’s work on Love Your Neighbor first. No one is ever going to understand all of it.
Romney’s vid. Hits on the big conservative points. Looks professional. Good spot. But not a typical youtube video.
Break and we’re back.
Rudy’s video: Funny. Youtube like. Best one of the night!
Question: a Muslim lady from Alabama. What would you do to repair the image of America in the Muslim world? Please, this chick is not a Republican primary voter.
Rudy: Be tough on terror. He refused to get sucked in by the premise of the question. Excellent, excellent response.
McCain: Continue the surge. Reconstruct Iraq. Fight the Democrats on a date for withdrawal. Criticizes Rumsfeld’s strategy. But we’d be worse off under the Democrats’ strategy, though, he says.
Question: Waterboarding. Do you support it?
Romney: The President should not limit our interrogation tactics. Does not seem to have a big problem with it. Interrogate terrorists.
McCain: He’s totally opposed to waterboarding and torture. I know his background on this, and I know he was tortured. But still. I just don’t have a problem with torturing terrorists. He’s very passionate about this.
Romney: I am not in favor of torture, but I am not going to pick what is and is not torture. I will let the counter terrorism experts make that decision.
McCain: They you have to advocate that we withdrawal from the Geneva Conventions. And why, really, shouldn’t we? We’re basically the only ones who honor it. McCain, still very opposed to torture. Life is not “24” he says. But maybe if it were, we wouldn’t have to strip search grandmothers at airports.
Question: We should stay in Iraq long-term. Who supports that idea? Thompson: don’t stay forever, but for as long as it takes.
Paul: Give them their country back. The surge hasn’t worked. They’re ready to be the next Vietnam. He’s pretty ignorant, if you ask me.
McCain: we never lost a battle in Vietnam; American public opinion lost that war. Terrorists want Iraq to be a base to attack the U.S.
He gets booed. He’s totally right, though. Why don’t want people want to hear the truth about this?
Paul: It is irrelevant that we never lost one battle in Vietnam. The only reason they hate us is because we have bases in the Mideast. So clueless!
Screams and boos for him, now.
Tancredo: We are living in a world where we are threatened by radical Islam.
Question for Rudy: You’re using 9/11 to propel yourself into the White House. True? Rudy: Look at my whole record. And then he goes on. And on.God, this is a long debate. This may be the last NBS live blog, ever.
Next: Stupid question about Vice President Cheney. Why are people so paranoid about Dick Cheney? The only thing wrong with Dick Cheney is he’s not running for president. Anyway, the question: How much authority will you give your VP?
Thompson: VP needs to be ready to assume the office, if necessary. Brings up judges again. Why is he bringing this up so much? It just seems so insincere.
McCain: Bush had to rely on Cheney’s foreign policy expertise, because that was Cheney’s area and we were at war. I would not have to do that.
Hunter’s vid: It’s another commercial. And it looks cheap. Looks like he’s running for Congress, not President.
Another break. Have a Holly Jolly Christmas, and go to Playhouse in the Park to see Scrooge!
Question: A gay veteran wants to know what the problem is with gays in the military.
Tancredo: Blows the answer. Young enlistees are conservative Christians, and it would be unfair to them.
Huckabee: Conduct could put at risk morale, and cohesion.
Romney: The Coop points out a Romney flip flop on this. Romney: This is not a time to change don’t ask, don’t tell. Let the military decide this issue. Romney kind of flubs this.
The veteran says he didn’t get an answer. But he did! He just didn’t get the answer that he wanted. The Coop gives the veteran a long leash to go on and on about gays in the military. Gee, I wonder why?
McCain: Thanks for your service, but all the military people I talk to say don’t ask, don’t tell is working.
Next: Should gay Republicans support you?
Huckabee: Gives a funny answer. Hey, I’ll take their support. But I won’t change my mind on same sex marriage. Perfect response. Respectful. Kind. Firm.
Next up? Boring question about social security from a young person. Start saving now, young person,” is just about the only honest answer. Let’s see if we get it.
Thompson’s response is so boring I miss it.
Romney: We can’t follow Hillary to the left, but follow the path Reagan blazed. He certainly knows the talking points, doesn’t he?
Question: We need a man on mars! What are you going to do for NASA?
Huckabee: Expand the space program. And let’s put Hillary on the first rocket to mars.
Tancredo: No spending on crap like that! Excellent response. We can’t afford to go to mars!
Question: African Americans hold conservative views, but vote for Democrats. Why don’t we vote for you? I love this question. The Republican Party’s failure to make this case is one of the tragedies of our time.
Rudy: School choice, welfare reform. We can be popular in African American Community.
Huckabee: African Americans vote for me. I asked for their vote. He then says he spends money on hypertension and diabetes, and they afflict African Americans more. Again with the spending!
And on the opposite extreme: Do you support Confederate flags?
Romney: With all the issues we face? No.
Thompson: Not everyone with a confederate flag is racist. But there is not a place for it in the public arena.
Paul’s video: Very populist. Very isolationist. Not bad as a matter of form.
Question: We need new infrastructure, and it’s going to be expensive. Let me guess? Huckabee will pay for it.
Rudy: We need a sustained program and long term planning.
Paul: We are taxed to blow up bridges overseas and our own bridges are falling down.
McCain: I will veto all pork.
Rudy: Blows it by saying he opposed the line item veto and (apparently?) took Clinton to court on this.
Question: Will you run as an independent, Ron Paul, if you don’t get the nomination? He says no! I think.
Last question. THANK GOD. For Rudy: You are a life long Yankees fan, but still supported the Sox in the post-season. Rudy says he is an American League fan. Boo hiss! He almost ends on a weak note, but then has a good joke about how many times the Yankees won the World Series when he was Mayor.
Romney: My family hates the Yankees. He wasn't going to win New York anyway.
And that’s it. Romney’s got my vote.
More substantive thoughts later. I'm taking Henry outside.
UPDATE: I accidentally deleted several comments. I get several thousand spam ones a day, so sometimes accidents happen. Sorry!
See what happens with the elitists don't know jack about religion?
November 27, 2007 09:19 AM
They are forced to run newspaper corrections, like this one:
A headline last Sunday about a Muslim man and an Orthodox Jewish woman who are partners in two Dunkin’ Donuts stores described their religions incorrectly. The two faiths worship the same God — not different ones.
--From the New York Times "Corrections" section on November 25th. Christians worship the same one too. I wonder if they know that?
New Poll: Top Five Republicans Can All Beat Hillary
It's a Zogby poll, and a lot of people have trouble with his methodology. But still:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton trails five top Republican presidential contenders in general election match-ups, a drop in support from this summer, according to a poll released on Monday.
Clinton's top Democratic rivals, Barack Obama and John Edwards, still lead Republicans in hypothetical match-ups ahead of the November 4, 2008, presidential election, the survey by Zogby Interactive showed.
Clinton, a New York senator who has been at the top of the Democratic pack in national polls in the 2008 race, trails Republican candidates Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson, John McCain and Mike Huckabee by three to five percentage points in the direct matches.
Democrats, please nominate her!
And here's Huckabee's latest... when I heard it had Chuck Norris in it, I thought "oh no." But this is actually pretty amusing.
November 23, 2007 03:12 PM
And now here's a Hillary ad that I absolutely hate. Big surprise!It's basic theme? Call me up, and I will give you shit, FOR FREE! Talk about encouraging the wrong kind of relationship between the people and their government.
Rudy's new ad. I'm not voting for him, but I like it!
November 22, 2007 12:49 PMThe "you're not going to find perfection, but you are going to find x,y and z" line strikes just the right tone for the primary season, I think. Que pense-tu?
Sharing is not the lesson of Thanksgiving. Capitalism is.
November 21, 2007 10:39 AM
When the Pilgrims first arrived, they tried the communal approach to farming: Everyone assists in the work, everyone shares in the harvest.
And, everyone nearly died:
Why? [Because w]hen people can get the same return with a small amount of effort as with a large amount, most people will make little effort. Plymouth settlers faked illness rather than working the common property. Some even stole, despite their Puritan convictions. Total production was too meager to support the population, and famine resulted. Some ate rats, dogs, horses and cats. This went on for two years.
So they switched to a system of private ownership. From Governor Bradford's diary:
The colonists, he said, "began to think how they might raise as much corn as they could, and obtain a better crop than they had done, that they might not still thus languish in misery. At length after much debate of things, [I] (with the advice of the chiefest among them) gave way that they should set corn every man for his own particular, and in that regard trust to themselves. ... And so assigned to every family a parcel of land."
And then they prospered. The first Thanksgiving came after the ecomonic prosperity brought on by private ownership. So make sure you include private property in your list of things you are thankful for this year.
Also: I wish my grandmother were alive to alive to share her views on the communistic nature of the Venerated Ancestors! She hated the communists, but God, she loved those ancestors.
Cincinnati weather gives an appropriate welcome to the 9/11 deniers.
November 20, 2007 08:05 PMWhy aren't these people vilified the same way the Holocaust deniers are? They are both equally deluded, equally full of hate.
No surprises here...HT: Les Llamas
Soldier's Return: One of Many Classroom Surprises
November 16, 2007 12:11 AMThere is another, here (after a ridiculous commerical MSNBC makes you watch).
The AP Corrects Paris Hilton Story: Best Newspaper Correction Ever
November 14, 2007 11:25 AM
From the Associated Press:
GAUHATI, India (AP) - In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.
What's sadder, the AP for reporting such stupidity as "news" in the first place, or the fact that this actually sounds like a plausible Paris Hilton story?
Reason why you don't campaign with your 95 year-old mother, No. 43
November 10, 2007 10:33 AM
Because she might say something like this:
"As far as the Salt Lake City thing, he's a Mormon and the Mormons of Salt Lake City had caused that scandal. And to clean that up, again, it's not a subject," Roberta McCain said.
John McCain quickly stepped in: "The views of my mothers are not necessarily the views of mine."
"Well, that's my view and you asked me," Roberta answered.
Hilarious. And the reason he trotted her out in the first place was to show he's not too old and wacky... because his mom's still with it at 95!
Totally reminds me of the time Newt Gingrich's mom told Connie Chung that Hillary
was is a bitch. Misty memories.
UPDATE: Just saw McCain's plural reference to "mothers," which I'd assume was a typo if not for the subject/verb agreement. Freudian slip about the Mormons?
And now, the latest in our series: "Things you do not tell the judge."
"You are not a pop star with a number one album, so you don't know."
--Britney Spears' lawyer, Anne Kiley, explaining to the Court why Britney missed 8 of 14 phone calls demanding she report for court-ordered drug testing.
Peggy Noonan Compares and Contrasts: Hillary and Margaret Thatcher
November 9, 2007 11:37 AM
Big suprise: Peggy doesn't think Hillary stacks up very well:
The point is the big ones, the real ones, the Thatchers and Indira Gandhis and Golda Meirs and Angela Merkels, never play the boo-hoo game. They are what they are, but they don't use what they are. They don't hold up their sex as a feint: Why, he's not criticizing me, he's criticizing all women! Let us rise and fight the sexist cur.
When Hillary Clinton suggested that debate criticism of her came under the heading of men bullying a defenseless lass, an interesting thing happened. First Kate Michelman, the former head of NARAL and an Edwards supporter, hit her hard. "When unchallenged, in a comfortable, controlled situation, Sen. Clinton embraces her elevation into the 'boys club.' " But when "legitimate questions" are asked, "she is quick to raise the white flag and look for a change in the rules."
When the past president of NARAL is criticizing you for playing the "sexism" card, there's a problem.
And what's not to love about this anecdote?
The story as I was told it is that in the early years of her prime ministership, Margaret Thatcher held a meeting with her aides and staff, all of whom were dominated by her, even awed. When it was over she invited her cabinet chiefs to join her at dinner in a nearby restaurant. They went, arrayed themselves around the table, jockeyed for her attention. A young waiter came and asked if they'd like to hear the specials. Mrs. Thatcher said, "I will have beef."
Yes, said the waiter. "And the vegetables?"
"They will have beef too."
"As long as it makes me look like a DILF, I don't care what kind of backpack we get."The NBSes emailing, about essential baby supplies.
Jimmy Carter, the Great Humanitarian
November 8, 2007 05:27 PM
Lamentably, I killed your cat while trying just to sting it. It was crouched, as usual, under one of our bird feeders & I fired from some distance with bird shot. It may ease your grief somewhat to know that the cat was buried properly with a prayer & that I’ll be glad to get you another of your choice.
I called & came by your house several times. We will be in the Dominican Republic until Thursday. I’ll see you then.
What an ass.
And there's one more book I won't be writin'
Dang, Marc Levin (conservative commentator, attorney, man of all seasons) is out with a new book, Rescuing Sprite:
I could have written this book. Why didn't I? Grrrr.
Anyway, Mark tells National Review Online:
I wasn’t planning on writing Rescuing Sprite. As much as we try to plan our lives, life is unpredictable. I was thinking about writing a book that was more along the lines you mention — about philosophy and politics. We had actually begun the process of talking to several interested publishers about that project, but then Sprite passed away. It was a crushing blow to me, as I am sure other dog lovers can relate. I put in very long days. My radio show finishes at 8 P.M. ET, after which I eat dinner with my dogs every night; I take long walks with them; I talk with them at length. T hey give me enormous pleasure and enjoyment. They keep me company. They give me far more than I could ever give them and, in return, they ask for nothing more than something to eat and drink, a warm place to sleep, and some loving attention.
It never occurred to me to adopt a dog from a shelter. It was my wife’s and kids’ idea, and their persistence, that brought this wonderful dog, Sprite, into our family.
You know, I’d never been to a shelter before. I’d never given them a first thought, let alone a second thought. But I have since come to know that there are literally millions of dogs (and cats and other animals) who are living in crates or cages in thousands of shelters across the country who are in desperate need of loving families. They became lost from their families, or were turned in by their owners, or had been abused. When you go to a shelter, it’s a difficult experience — at least it was for me. The people there are truly remarkable. They do something I could never do. They care for an endless stream of needy animals, and their contributions to society are enormous. But to see those dogs and cats in those crates, who have to wonder what happened to their world, and who are surrounded by strangers and strange sounds, is heartbreaking. In most cases, just a few weeks earlier, they were in a loving home.
Anyway, back to your question. It never crossed my mind to write a book like this, until my Sprite passed away. Simon & Schuster and several other publishers wanted me to write a book for them — a political book. Well, this was the book I wanted to write. I had to write it. It was this or nothing.
"Well, this was the book I wanted to write. I had to write it. It was this or nothing." And guess what? He wrote it, and Simon & Schuster loved it.
And remember gentle readers, that link to Lab Rescue over there on the blogroll is there for a reason. Go check it out sometime.
God, I promised I'd blog something today
November 7, 2007 06:59 PM
And now it's late, I'm still at work (love the new job but it is a LOT more work). If I get out of here any time soon, maybe I'll be able to get home, relax (i.e. have an adult beverage) and get something tantalizingly witty up.
In the meantime, I am waiting for a colleague to finish red-lining an Answer to a very, very lengthy Complaint we are responding to. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.
Hey, how about some local politics? Every single city council candidate that I voted for lost, except Chris Monzel. It continues to amaze me that some people think conservative Republicans run this town when there is only one of nine on City Council. Oh well. We're leaving for the suburbs soon anyway. I hear out there the streets are paved with gold, they don't have any taxes, and the schools are all fantastic. We shall see.
Maybe I'll do one of those walk by the door to his office things. Hold on a sec.
Nope, he's still typing away. Did I mention he wanted to get started on his review, so he instisted on working on a draft of mine that I was still working on? So now someone is going to have to reconcile the edits, and I'm betting it will be me. The secretaries are long gone.
Here's something else that will amuse the legal eagles out there... Guess what an opposing counsel said to me yesterday? That Judge "X" is crazy, unpredicable and we should forum shop away from him. His exact quote? "You know the type. Bush appointee. Federalist Society. Goes to Prayer Breakfasts. All that crap. We'll take a remand to state court if you will."
Uh, no thanks on that offer, pal. I'm thinking Judge X and I are going to get along just fine.
So yes, I'm going to blog about something tomorrow
November 6, 2007 11:43 PM
Definitely in the evening, if I don't have time during the day. So what do you want to hear about? It's readers choice. Do you want:
An update on the impending arrival of da baby?
An update on NBS executive assistant copy editor Henry?
Do you want to ask NBS a question, any question?
It's your choice! Take your pick. Leave it in the comments or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.