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Here we go again. Cincinnati has another escaped cow.

January 28, 2008 10:20 AM

Isn't this the third time this has happened in the past few years?

COLERAIN TWP. -- Police are searching for a 1000-pound black Angus cow that escaped this morning about 8:15 from a holding pen at Stehlin's Meat Packing Co. in Colerain Township.

It appears that a holding pen gate was inadvertently left open, according to the Hamilton County sheriff's office and Colerain Township police.

The cow is owned by the meat packing company. The cow was last seen near the intersection of Colerain Avenue and Dry Ridge Road.

Report any sightings of the cow to the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office, 513-825-1500.

Run, Elsie, run!  Nothing brings Cincinnatians together like an escaped cow.


I hope she gets away.

Anonymous   ·  January 28, 2008 01:28 PM

Run like hell, Louise (let's call her Louise).

Moo go gai pan   ·  January 28, 2008 02:55 PM

I'm sorry to disappoint the other responders, but I have heard that the Groebeck Sisters are on their way and are packing their sidearms. . . .

Polite, Refined and Tall   ·  January 28, 2008 05:19 PM

If you find him first, do you get to keep the steak?

Top Sirloin   ·  January 28, 2008 06:10 PM

Hopefully it won't take the Sheriff's department a week to find a 1000 pound cow like they took last time a cow went missing. How exactly does a cow go into hiding?

Keystone cops   ·  January 29, 2008 03:34 AM

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