Political Confusion Breaks Out in Ohio 02
February 23, 2008 11:09 PM
So I was on the way to Lowe's to buy air filters because we're on a pre-baby cleaning binge, and I see right there on Marburg Avenue that there is a house with two signs out--one for Jean Schmidt and the other for Barack Obama. What the hell? I almost pulled over to take a picture for the blog, but I realized commenters--probably CincyJeff--would immediately chime in with "See, I told you she was a liberal! It makes perfect sense!" Or words to that effect. So I was going to keep it to myself. Until I got a little further down the road, and passed a business that has signs up for both Tom Brinkman and Hillary Clinton. Again, what the hell? What is wrong with these people? Who are they going to vote for when they get to the polls on election day, and realize they can only get a Republican ballot or a Democrat ballot?
And what to make of all this? There is only one conclusion I'm drawing from this political confusion, and it's that come November, the Republican presidential candidate is going to be in a world of hurt. It's a good thing we have a candidate the party can rally behind. Oh.... wait.
The neighbors have Barack Obama signs out too. We're not surprised by the people next door--they accused me of stealing their Kerry/Edwards sign four years ago. We've had kind of a North Korea/South Korea relationship ever since. There's like a DMZ and everything. But what explains the nice couple across the street? Today they put their Barack signs out. And they went to Furman. The only explanation I can come up with is that it's a Baptist school, and they must be susceptible to good preachin'. Lawd have mercy.