Flight Delayed for Six Hours Due to Three Ticks
July 9, 2008 12:37 PM
A Des Moines bound United Airlines flight from Denver was delayed six hours Tuesday when passengers alerted flight attendants to three ticks in the plane’s cabin.
“It is an unusual situation to find ticks on the plane, and we regret any inconvenience this might have caused our customers,” United spokeswoman Robin Urbanski said.
How the wayward arachnids got on the jet had not been determined. A replacement aircraft shuttled the 107 passengers to Des Moines while Flight 1178 was deticked and checked.
Urbanski said no ticks were found on passengers.
Thank God. Thank God.
Severe thunderstorms, meanwhile, further delayed the trip to Des Moines.
“I never heard of it before, but it is a serious matter, and they had to get plane cleaned up,” said former West Des Moines resident and passenger William B. Seward, 80, of The Villages, Fla. “I’m retired, so my schedule is flexible.”
"Also, I'm an idiot. Did I mention I live at The Villages?" God, what an moron. "I'm retired, so my schedule is flexible." What the hell?
A six hour delay. I think I would have had to kill the three people who complained about the three ticks. Shut up about the ticks!
I blame The Villages for John McCain, BTW. Thanks for nothing, The Villages. And while we're on the topic, check out the unintended hilarity of this headline:
Maybe he should give a stump speech about ticks?